When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.
Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”
prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”
prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”
by I arent click that May 11, 2020
Get the Shut up cargo pantsmug. If something is seen that is so epically awesome that you jizz yourself then a clean up on aisle 3 is in order
*Dave sees trailer for the new "Hot Taiwanese sluts go wild 5"*
Dave: Ohh dude that's awesome! Clean up on aisle 3 needed here!
Dave: Ohh dude that's awesome! Clean up on aisle 3 needed here!
by DennisMcElroy May 28, 2011
Get the Clean up on aisle 3mug. When someone wants to know everything about a certain something you do.
Basically ghetto way of saying your noisy.
Basically ghetto way of saying your noisy.
by Ghetto ronda./ July 26, 2014
Get the all up in my pussymug. (pom-PAY)
Oral sex which results in wakening from sleep.
Derived from the Roman city of Pompeii, which is known for its rampant prostitution and sexual debauchery.
Oral sex which results in wakening from sleep.
Derived from the Roman city of Pompeii, which is known for its rampant prostitution and sexual debauchery.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "How'd it go with that girl from the party last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great! She gave me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call this morning and then made me bacon and pancakes."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she makes the best pancakes."
Example 2:
Girl 1: "You two left the party pretty drunk last night, how'd it go?
Girl 2: "Neither of us remember the night, but the morning was horrible!"
Girl 1: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 2: "I thought he was giving me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call, but then I realized he just passed out with his face between my legs."
Guy 1: "How'd it go with that girl from the party last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great! She gave me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call this morning and then made me bacon and pancakes."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she makes the best pancakes."
Example 2:
Girl 1: "You two left the party pretty drunk last night, how'd it go?
Girl 2: "Neither of us remember the night, but the morning was horrible!"
Girl 1: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 2: "I thought he was giving me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call, but then I realized he just passed out with his face between my legs."
by G. I. Love August 14, 2009
Get the Pompeii Wake-Up Callmug. by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 31, 2017
Get the Please, Shut the fuck upmug. A military slang term that describes when two personnel are posted at a lookout or guard situation. One unit stays alert and awake watching for movement/activity (one up) while the other takes a nap or rests (one down). They alternate so as to be able to extend their alertness for a longer time. It is an unwritten rule that you must wake the resting person if you start to become tired yourself as the "One Up".
"We had 12 hours stuck on that LP/OP behind enemy lines so Smith and I decided to go One Up, One Down. I took Up first."
by Americ4nBulldog October 31, 2015
Get the One Up, One Downmug. by yallaregay April 9, 2022
Get the Throwing up 3smug.