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Michigan Man

A Michigan Man is the quintessential embodiment of the principles of the U of M, to whit: Cheat, then lie, then play the victim, then say it was a loan wolf, then accuse the Conference when they bring enforcement action and initiate legal action to stop it, then say the cheating didn’t make a difference anyway, then attempt to destroy evidence, then drop the lawsuit like a hot potato when the Conference and the NCAA reveal evidence that a coach was involved and attempted to destroy evidence, then fire said coach for destroying evidence he shouldn’t have known about and which should not exist, then get rid of a troublesome booster who funded an operation which you allege never happened. These principles are embodied by only the greatest of Michigan Men.
by Richard H Ball November 22, 2023
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man eater

1. a human female who has sex with as many men as she can like she wants to fuck everyone.

2 someone who eats man.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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Man

"What is a man!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"
- Dracula in Castlevania Symphony if The Night
by DanteR3dgrave_ August 13, 2021
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secular man-boy

An intellectual hipster with roots in the humanities with a lax attitude towards defining his viewership
Mr. Write-for-a-Large-Audience: Don’t use metafiction that a fourth grader can’t understand
Mr. Emotional Poet: I’m a Secular Man-Boy, not a complete idiot
by Blueberry Boat November 15, 2023
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The sexiest man alive

Dominic is the sexiest man alive mr steal yo girl giving multiple anal orgasms on sight
by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022
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red hair man

A man that has its own body suit of hair that can be braided from his head to his balls.
by Darkninja07 September 11, 2016
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man crackin

Mouth full of dishsoap, crack their butt with a wooden spoon
Keep talking filth, and you're gonna get a man cracking
by scorcharific October 24, 2020
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