shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.

Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

by Scorite June 17, 2006

Ape shit banana cuckoo monkey

When someone goes absolutely nuts for something.

Max went ape shit banana cuckoo monkey for some pizza rolls.

by Cordum March 29, 2020

Rez car [piece of shit car]

A car that can be started with a screwdriver. Plastic covering one or more windows. Mirrors may be missing or secured with duct tape. Brake lights may covered with red tape. Has a rag for a gas cap. Four bald tires. A car long passed it's prime.

That piece of shit your driving is a real rez car.

by Resdawg2 May 30, 2005

Corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You

An infamous intersection between two roads called Eat Shit and Fuck You. Often frequented by assholes.

If you want to get rid of someone annoying, tell them to meet you at the corner of ‘Eat Shit and Fuck You’!

Meet me at the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You!

by kam75xx January 21, 2019

I just took a fat shit

Coming out of the bathroom feeling refreshed because you know that you just took the most fattest shit ever.

Maddy/Wayne: Yo I just took a fat shit!
Christina: :)

by Thisfatassbitch May 5, 2021

trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009

Back On My G-Eazy Shit

After a Break-Up, You boost your confidence ten fold by Taking on the persona of Oakland-based rapper G-Eazy.

I broke up with Tiffany, I’m back on my G-Eazy shit.

by BigWaterJug December 28, 2018