cock zero

A man whose sperm contains zero calories.

Jane: I am going back on diet
Stacey: Good, would it affect your sex life?
Jane: Not really, I still do bj's for hubby since he pays me cash for it lol
Stacey: Remember not to swallow since you are on diet...
Jane: Hubby is a cock zero, he's got no calories in his man sauce
Stacey: oh good for you Jane!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

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cock gravity

Noun ~ The force that keeps a guy hovering around a girl that he thinks he might be able to have sex with despite the pull of other things to do.

Ed: "Hey, is Tom coming to play b-ball tonight?"
Steve: "No. He's still owned by Karen's cock gravity."

by Rob Bartley November 29, 2007

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hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people

person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.

by Zissler March 19, 2021

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base a cock

Throatin a cock down to the nut sac. Especially large cocks where it is a challenge, and you need to open your throat and let it slide deep down. To properly base a cock you need to get your lips in direct contact with the dudes scrotum, and if possible lick his scrotum with your tongue. I've done it many times.

i'll need the guy here with the biggest cock to let me demonstrate the correct way how to base a cock. It made him shoot his load deep down my throat when based his cock again.

by ralfie January 5, 2014

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Cock Capturer

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.

"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"

by WILMA March 27, 2015

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