Jack and Hannah

literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.
jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass

jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
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Hannah Barron

The sunshine of your day. She has the most beautiful of eyes and the most beautiful of hearts. She wants nothing but the best for you and you will want her to be yours. She is shy but once you get to know her, she will always be there for you and you will begin to realize that she is the sweetest girl you know. She and a guy named charlie make a really cute couple and they have the potential to be together for the rest of their life. Hannah Barron is a really beautiful and amazing girl
Hannah Barron makes me so happy
I wish more people would be like Hannah Barron
by MmIV04 September 11, 2020
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Hannah Seymour

the biggest hoe you’ll ever meet. homie hopping slut
by fuckmegobonas11 October 16, 2021
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Hannah and Marquis

They are the perfect couple. Marquis and Hannah were like a match made in heaven and rarely argue if they even do that is.
Guy 1 : who are they?
Guy 2 : Look at them its obviously Hannah and Marquis
by Anonymous_User_12 April 14, 2016
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going hannah

When a mid 20s decent looking female freaks out on a much old creepy man for trying to go-kart her.
Brent: Hey do you need help with your ESWS
Hannah: Get away from me you creepy old man. No one wants to go-kart with you.
Brent: Damn girl you going hannah.
by thatguyw/2chainz March 23, 2014
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Hannah Elese

Hannah Elese loves coffee almost as much as her friend Katie. Hannah has a love for dancing in store isles and also has some pretty awesome moves. Hannah Eleses also love burritos. ALOT. If Hannah were to do anything in the world it would be her choice of being best friends with Katie.
by Katiegracieee December 02, 2020
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hannah edgar

a blonde girl that falls in love with skater boys and thinks that the word "bababooey" is funny but so do i
person1: have u met hannah edgar? she was on my toilet searching pork faggots

person 2: no
by dingdongthewitchisdead69 November 26, 2020
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