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intimate walking

My friend and I engaged in intimate walking this afternoon for the first time in a fortnight.
by katorisenko May 22, 2018
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Jay walking

You are walking arcross the middle of the steet with two cops and you go hey you pigs are jay walking and they turn and shoot me a dirty look. And i say relax it was just a joke dummies.
Stop jay walking you pigs.
by Kuehlstein June 13, 2018
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Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.
Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking
by Morbabe July 15, 2018
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The Walking Grape

A round and luciuos idiot whi tends to wear lots of purple and black.
"What the fuck is timothy doing"

"Being a lucious version of The Walking Grape!"
by FuckingIdiotThot October 15, 2018
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Karl Whacking

Popular in Cambodia. They normally all dance around a fire with their ‘karls’ out. They then procreed to whack each other until the last one standing wins. Now being introduced into Yorkshire and Lincolnshire.
Did you see those guys Karl Whacking yesterday?

Oh yes it sounds very fun.
by Thekarldoddger March 7, 2019
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bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.
Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking
by BoardCard November 12, 2019
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Cheek wanking

When you pull the skin on your cheeks and let go so it make a weird nose
Person one: stop cheek wanking its weird
Person 2: *does it again*
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