Chink Twat

Chinktwat/Chink Twat, n: An asian american who exemplifies the asian stereotype.

If there were to be a tomagochi modeled after a chinktwat, the only 2 options would be: 1. do math, 2. practice violin.

by Tacit Llama November 6, 2006

Buff Twat

Refering to a very athletic or muscular chick.

Hey look at that Buff Twat walkin out of the gym.

by Team T.I.U. May 3, 2010

twat-tart

A poptart that is baked in a woman's vagina.

Person 1: This poptart tastes awful. Where did you get it?

Person 2: Didn't you know?! I bake poptarts in my vagina.

Person 1: Does that make what I'm eating a twat-tart...?

by Jun-Jun the Spoon March 1, 2007

Twat Crash

To have a twat crash: To totally freak out, either in anger, panic or fear.
or
To crash one's twat

Jonny had a total twat crash when he discovered somebody had urinated in his glass of Mountain Dew.

When Royston saw the word 'WANK' painted in big red letters on the bonnet of his mum's car, he crashed his twat.

by winky mcwilly September 27, 2006

twat mustard

Mustard Harvested from a womens twat.

Helmans Twat Mustard, Grey PooTwat, Heinz Twat Mustard

by Doug Leiser April 24, 2007

twat rocket

a roller derby player in Portland OR

Twat Rocket has lapped the pack to pick up 5 more points in a grand slam!!
or
Twat Rocket has won the after party again

by hoodrat3500 December 4, 2010

twat bagger

One who uses female condoms. A twat bag being a female condom or to use one.

Tracy is such a twat bagger. She won't let you fuck unless she burries a rubber in her twat.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008