It's not my fault the plane crashed, it's a bad design because it tip stalled when I tried to fly it like a loaf of bread.
by M0j0Risin October 11, 2022
A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.
Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”
by OurJ May 23, 2025
by trashtalkasias March 26, 2022
When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.
by Tip Squirrels December 06, 2017
Dave -“dude this bus journey is taking hours, not even been able to get in the daily beating of the meat”
Tom-“Just go nip the tip in the toilet”
Tom-“Just go nip the tip in the toilet”
by RelaxingMicky January 04, 2018
A OCD individual who is areal free spirit, but very nervous. Often very musically inclined. They have this tic where they repeatedly give light thumps to their forehead after exhaling a self prescribed bong hit.
Dude. Who’s that gut guy jamming the guitar and thumping his head to the music?.Tell him his bong fell over.
That’s Tingle Tips.
That’s Tingle Tips.
by Jbjr4vols July 13, 2024
The intense warm, tingling feeling a man gets just before he orgasms, when the tip of his penis feels like it's gonna blow off like a rocket.
Sharrae: I gave Bobby a tingle-tip last night. I tied him to his bed like a mothafukin' hawg , rode him and jess hopped off him after I'd finished."
Shania: "You go, girl! Thass why I heard his cryin' ass wailin' all night! Sharikwa gave him blue balls the night befoe and Shanikwa gave him blue balls the night befoe THAT! That muthafukkin' nigga's horny enough to try his luck gettin' off at the crack o dawn!!"
Shania: "You go, girl! Thass why I heard his cryin' ass wailin' all night! Sharikwa gave him blue balls the night befoe and Shanikwa gave him blue balls the night befoe THAT! That muthafukkin' nigga's horny enough to try his luck gettin' off at the crack o dawn!!"
by John Twotcher January 18, 2025