An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
Get the Peanut the squirrelmug. It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º
How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º
by Creepy grendma December 4, 2016
Get the Chiken-squirrel-manmug. by Melvin S. March 1, 2017
Get the Squirrelmug. by _n_i_n_j_a October 20, 2018
Get the Squirrel Facemug. Also known as a "Hammy". The act of when a bunch of hairy men all get together, drink several energy drinks and then bang each other, using more energy drink as lube.
Oh, and also a character from animated Dreamworks film "Over the hedge"
Oh, and also a character from animated Dreamworks film "Over the hedge"
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
Get the Hammy The Squirrelmug. Writing SQL code...
SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...
When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...
SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...
When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...
1st person: Dave's eyes look really tired today...
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.
by d3ngar December 17, 2009
Get the Plowing the SQuirreLmug. A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.
Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?
Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"
Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"
Martin:"Fantastic!"
Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"
Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"
Martin:"Fantastic!"
by blake moseley June 29, 2007
Get the Squirrel Helmetsmug.