Noodle Knife

A person who is limp like a noodle in person but behind your back or when you aren't looking will harden up and insult you or act tough.

John is such a noodle knife. He waited until I left to talk bad about me.

by high6ix67 June 16, 2018

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

Noodle in the boodle

The cuddliest of penetrative invasions on an anal orifice. A loving dive into a wanting behind.

Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.

Jeremy turned the big brown teddy bear away to face the toile wallpaper before he slowly began to noodle in the boodle with Doug.

by Noodleart April 28, 2022

noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles

“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man

by yeetedselfoutwindow November 16, 2018

Chubby Noodle

When your significant other farts on your dick during anal intercourse, causing the skin around your penis to balloon out.

"I gotta fart baby! Pull out!"
"No, it's fine I've always wanted a chubby noodle."

by Dylan:) January 22, 2019

dirty noodle juice

Water that is used as broth after boiling ramen noodles. The water after boiling the noodles becomes discolored and cloudy.

Boy: "The broth from this ramen is delicious!"
Girl: "You won't catch me drinking that dirty noodle juice."

by Foxy5595 December 9, 2018

Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020