Hammer

Hammers are great. Take them to everything.

Hym "Oh God, I love hammers. You can use them for everything. You can hammer everything. Retards. Jews- NOT SARAH SILVERMAN! Don't hammer that one or I will hammer Elon, take over his company, construct a giant space hammer, and slam it into the planet. Which is probably the best conceivable use for a hammer."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

Hammer

A tool for hammering and nailing. It can bang on everything that is flat , verticle or horizontal, as long as it is hammerable.

Jack hammered Jill on a wall. Jack is a bad boy.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.

by WaterBuffalo779 August 4, 2016

Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

The hammer

The best spike ball player to ever walk the earth

Look at that french hammer! All hail the hammer.

by Snailzy April 14, 2023

green hammer

A term used to describe how drunk you are. If you are very drunk, the 'green hammer' will exit your body.

I pissed a green hammer!

by notjoe July 29, 2008

hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.

Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.

by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017

Hammer bump

When a guy puts coke one the end of his dick in a little pile and his bro snorts it off.

Hey bro, How bout a hammer bump for the road?

by TallMammaJamma July 20, 2019