Messy Poo

What Little Kids Useally Say or Mom's Trying to Make Kids Laugh

Mommy!, I Made A Messy Poo

by Seagulls Of Satan! September 29, 2008

Poo Jogging

When you have to shit, and have to speedwalk to the bathroom with your ass cheeks clenched together holding back the chunky hot chocolate attempting to burst forth from your anus like a frothy brown geyser.

"I almost got knocked out the other day walking down the hall..."

"What happened?"

"Drew ended up coming around the corner and running into me almost running it seemed, and then didn't even say he was sorry... And then jogged to the bathroom afterwards really awkwardly..."

"Ah, he was Poo Jogging... I bet you cost him that pair of underwear, dangerous game."

by Phreakin October 17, 2019

Koo Is Poo

Koo Is Poo is a very cool texas person and very cool person in general

koo is poo -gahthegamer
koo is poo - fox
koo is poo - mat
koo is poo - tur
koo is poo - dab
koo is poo- everyone

by MatMannn_ November 8, 2022

asia poo

A bitch and is a 100% hoee you know who it is

Would u like to be a asia poo
Hell no

by The awsomeness guy ever you February 1, 2018

poo quality

When something's qualities can be compared with the relevant use of "poo", an American shortening of "poop". Excreted poop serves no purpose, and smells foul, and though it may look like chocolate, its taste is reprehensible. (Scott, 1975, This Poop Is Not Chocolate)

"This banana is of poo quality"---means the same as "This banana is worthless, its taste may even resemble that of poop."

by Mr.Come&SmokeThatGrassWithMe October 28, 2013

poo mag

Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.

I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.

by I love crap March 29, 2009

spew poo

It's when you have a sloop wet shit and bits of organic matter are visible and describable.

Catherine made a spew poo and looked into the bowl and forget she ate corn lat night.

by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015