McCurdy Milking

The act of ejaculating in plain sight. Sometimes used as slang term for "handjob".

Person A: Wow he's really going at it in the living room window!

Person B: Yep. He's doing the ole McCurdy Milking. Hope he brought a towel!

by Mr.Drangus September 25, 2014

No Milk March

The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day

Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March

Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.

by 20mm Hispano Mkll Cannon October 17, 2020

Butthole milk

After spreading out the womens clean butthole you pour milk in her and then add cereal

My girl likes me to drink her butthole milk

by Bod23 April 1, 2019

milk pipeline

When two dudes are having buttsex and one dude ejaculates into the other guy's ass while the catcher ejaculates on the floor.

"I heard Will and Taylor performed a milk pipeline last night while they were having buttsex. It was a perfectly timed execution."

by Jon B.R. January 30, 2016

milk wasted

When a baby drinks milk and instantly goes to sleep

I gave the baby some milk and she was just milk wasted

by Cashbeaste October 6, 2023

Milk Puppies

Large breasts. Usually on a younger woman...thus separating them from the far less attractive Milk Dogs.

Holy cow, did you see the milk puppies on that broad?! BOW WOW!!!!!!

by Dr. Walnutstreet August 6, 2008

Kai milk

When a guy perves a bunch of girls on tiktok and Instagram and he cums to them and he wipes his dick on his bed sheetd

Fuck I just kai milked everywhere

by Jdjehduehd September 14, 2019