daycare face

When a girl has a face so insanely cute that you just wanna drop your kids off on her face.

Mike- Brooke has such a cute face. I just wanna bust on her face
Ryan- she does have a daycare face

by Hockey88 May 22, 2020

Face-Warrior

Somebody who spends more than 75% of their free time on Facebook.

Someone who spends a freakishly long time on facebook.

Person A - Is John coming out tonight?
Person B - No, he is staying in. Probably on Facebook stalking women.
Person A - Oh, he is such a Face-Warrior!

by Gez North December 21, 2009

McFriend Face

McFriend Face is a term for a friendly faced neighbourhood cat.

it's just a McFriend Face dicking with some tuna, Jean

by O'hara22 July 7, 2010

Ring-faced

An expression of utter shock and disgust that leaves you looking like a victim from "The Ring" movies; usually from seeing or reading something really f'ed up. Sometimes caused by Shock Videos or UD definitions.

Bob was ring-faced after I forced him to watch bloody grandma porn. I thought is was funny but he hasn't been returning my phone calls.

by Rm327 April 23, 2010

fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009

face froster

A man's penis

Just before he came he pointed his face froster at her face.

by anonymous0909090909 August 2, 2010

Triangle Faced

To smoke marijuana and become intoxicated on a very large level.

"I got so triangle faced last night after smoking that fat nug."

by Puff the magic dragon22 September 6, 2011