Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.
by Jackitychan September 22, 2018
When you make a child the object of your life’s attention and sole purpose and you will disable people to protect that child.
by Surrealandropodous August 08, 2021
Guy 1: Look at that loser in his room 10 hours a day playing rust!!
Guy 2: Yeah! he’s such a Dylan Ninyett
Guy 2: Yeah! he’s such a Dylan Ninyett
by cristian comito July 06, 2022
a manchild whose own beloved mother dresses him up as a Sims 4 toddler and by miracle, scored himself a super pretty gf who he even doesn't talk to and complains ab it to his gfs best friend whilst she urges him on to literally talk to the cute girl he's dating. oh did I mention that he undoes girls bra straps and claims he's changed when he hasn't done anything to prove so and has a not so secret foot kink.
by swaggymush April 18, 2023
by Just_me_dj November 11, 2024
The worst Fortnite player. Dies instantly off spawns, gets no elimations every match, and overall shitty builder. Makes “your mom” jokes every single second. Sexually attracted to boys.
by mobilizedbanana June 24, 2019
dylan beigh is the most loving and kind soul with the most handsome appearance and is perfect in every way possible, he's always there for you and is a good listener. having a laugh with him can brighten up your day in an instant and he always makes time for others. he's the strongest person mentally and physically and never fails to make anyone laugh or smile. he isn't aware of how cool he is, and he's the guy you wanna hang out with and talk to if you wanna have a good time