Tulos syndrome is when everyone who hangs around Tuloss is a dick rider slave that follows him around and begs for dls
by Anna420pro July 6, 2022

A condition where a person chooses to stay in a relationship with an abusive partner solely for sex.
“Sam, you seriously gotta break up with your gf. I don’t care how good she is in bed. We’re worried about you man, you come home every day with bruises. Cockholm syndrome is clouding your judgment.”
by Harbinger_of_Decay October 15, 2021

When someone likes the famous "Godfather" movies (originally a book by Mario Puzo and made into a film by Francis Ford Coppola) so much that they become convinced that they are really a Mafia boss and try to act like they've just finished running their shooting scenes. Symptoms may include constant quotations, dressing like one of the Dons, obsessive interest in Sicily, listening to Tarantella over and over again, and becoming creepily and quietly aggressive.
godfather syndrome guy: "hey you, what are you looking at? that's right i'm talking to you."
random bewildered person: "leave me alone you creeper."
godfather syndrome guy: "you want me to leave? i'll tell you what to leave: leave the gun. take the cannoli."
random bewildered person: ..........
random bewildered person: "leave me alone you creeper."
godfather syndrome guy: "you want me to leave? i'll tell you what to leave: leave the gun. take the cannoli."
random bewildered person: ..........
by AliceOctober September 22, 2009

did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.
by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009

DSN stands for Dystopian Slut Nightmare. This syndrome affects mostly unnatractive succesful men that become haunted with dreams of sedimenting commitments with his low adherence lovers, ending up with a trophy wife or the like.
by terminal1 September 22, 2011

Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.
by Ganondox May 23, 2022

P1 : Doc I want the Irrelevant cure for Ricegum syndrome because i make 2£ a day
Doctor : We will deliver it to your irrelevant house because my Abibas shoes cost more than 11£
Doctor : We will deliver it to your irrelevant house because my Abibas shoes cost more than 11£
by waaaaalllllllllmaaaaaaart June 25, 2019
