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Santana el Slaya

First of I'd like to say fwso, sosa, Zyypx, Santana el Slaya , wintrs, and .tormentor are all the same guy. Santana is cool and everybody knows him. He is popular for being Santana.
Lorenzo - Dude who is that guy Wintrs?
Jerome - Wintrs? You mean Zyypx!
Giannis - Guys, his name is Santana el Slaya
Lorenzo - Oh that guy? They call him Tormëntor now. Like Obelisk.
by .tormentor October 17, 2022
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Santazom

I'm using Santazom to order the kids stuff this year.
by Winememom December 4, 2022
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Santa

A guy who flies around on Christmas Eve and gives gifts to children. If he wasn't magic, he would have had a heart attack by now.
Might be a pedophile. I don't think so.
Child- Is Santa coming?
Father- Yea
by Donutapplesauce December 21, 2022
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Santa

a fucking nonce, have you seen the age between santa and mrs clause?
Santa the nonce
by HazzaGazza08 December 24, 2022
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Santa

Santa is a non-existing man. The legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas. It is believed that Nicholas was born sometime around A.D. 280 in Patara, near Myra in modern-day Turkey. Much admired for his piety and kindness, St. Nicholas became the subject of many legends. Santa usually wears red and green clothes. Most parents tell their childeren that Santa will come down their chimney at night on Christmas Eve ( 24th December ). It is really just their parents putting presents underneath their Christmas tree. Childeren might stop believing in him around the age of 8-10.
Katie: Mum, is Santa real?
Katie's mum: Yes, sweetheart.
We have no proof of Santa being real!!
by Angxlii December 24, 2022
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Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022
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Santa

santa is not real
stop beleving in santa him you dumbass
by Grayisnotgay January 6, 2023
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