If an extremely fat person has no legs the resulting mounds of flesh cascading down and around their stumps result in 'meat socks'.
by refuogee November 10, 2011
The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and grabbing his penis and testicles and pulling them back out through his asshole, usually pulling out some of his intestine with it (similar to a pink sock). Thus the victim has his penis and testicles which are the same color of his skin tone hanging out of his ass along with a section of pinkish intestines.
Giving someone “mismatched socks” is impossible because one would have to rupture the intestine and break through the pelvis bone to grab the penis and testicles and pull them back out through the asshole. Also, if one grabs the penis and testicles from inside the body and pulls them out through the asshole the penis and testicles are inside out and are of a similar color of the intestines. Thus, the socks are not mismatched at all!
Giving someone “mismatched socks” is impossible because one would have to rupture the intestine and break through the pelvis bone to grab the penis and testicles and pull them back out through the asshole. Also, if one grabs the penis and testicles from inside the body and pulls them out through the asshole the penis and testicles are inside out and are of a similar color of the intestines. Thus, the socks are not mismatched at all!
Mike annoyed Julie so she threatened to pull his penis and testicles out of his asshole, giving him mismatched socks! Ouch!
by xoxo__mismatched.socks November 17, 2008
by LIL FUKKIN ROB December 20, 2007
Socks worn by insecure comformists who claim they are "more comfortable," but what's more comfortable about ferocious blades of grass scratching your fully-exposed ankles?
by Jinx (Name already used) May 25, 2011
by UngaUnga October 10, 2019
Always wear your socks to stay safe from anti Sus people, once you are wearing socks then you are not sus and you are safe so always sock check your homies to make sure they are safe
by Dirty Damoan March 17, 2019
The act of prolapsing one's anus and roughly coating it with sand. If the prolapse is long enough, rub the sand up and down as if you are using it as lube to masturbate the prolapse with.
"Did you hear what happened to Jim last night?"
"No what happened?"
"His girlfriend gave him an Arabian Sock. He won't be sitting right for months."
"No what happened?"
"His girlfriend gave him an Arabian Sock. He won't be sitting right for months."
by MonkeySpanker October 28, 2014