Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.
Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021
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sick-fever

Sick-Fever is when you have a bangin' hangover which is caused by substances other than alcohol. Typically the effects of sick-fever last many days and will mean you need to pull a coupla sickies at work and do some yoga to work out whats what.

Hitting up the local coffee shop for a some hotties is a typical cure for sick-fever, or an extended break to byron, Australia to do some moon staring has also been known to work in certain cases.
Blimey, Jaime's had sick-fever all week! must have been been from that loose festival over the weekend.

Bro, i have fully got sick-fever, i wore contacts on my eye balls for 4 days straight due to how loose i got.
by Sammikjnr December 06, 2017
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Walking sickness

Diarrhea. Named for the fact that when one is stricken, one spends much of their time walking back and forth to the toilet.
He couldn't stay at his desk; he had a bad case of the walking sickness.
by EmperorNorton47 February 02, 2021
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Rip Sick

To take the day off work sick, whether sick or not.

Also known as a "Rest in Peace" sick day.
- Hey mate, I had a pretty big weekend so I think I'm going to rip sick on Monday.

- Woke up this morning and didn't feel like going to work so I thing I'll rip sick today.
by shext January 03, 2023
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knocked sick

when a group of people begin singing Wonderwall By Oasis, you feel a terrible feeling. This is being knocked sick
''Hey, James & David are singing Oasis!"
*Feels Sick*
''I have successfully been knocked sick''
by Jean Claude Rag Man December 10, 2013
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GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!
GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!
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GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!
GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!
by July 02, 2022
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