by MayaCapryce July 14, 2014
The priest was about to tear off a piece of chapel pussy when the deacon interrupted him.
Poor Jimmy, he
has to be chapel pussy at Mass this Sunday
Poor Jimmy, he
has to be chapel pussy at Mass this Sunday
by papa jayro May 27, 2010
When a lesbian or multiple lesbians go after a girl. There is a race to have sexual relations with the girl in question. This race can have multiple contestants. A Pussy Race is won when sexual contact is either achieved, it is lost if sexual contact is unachievable .
by blackchewy March 18, 2015
When the prospect of sexual gratification pulls a man out of a previous engagement with his friends.
Guy 1: Hey you gonna be coming down for New Years?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I got a bit of a pussy pull calling me back up here for new years.
Guy 1: Shit...
Guy 2: Sorry man, I got a bit of a pussy pull calling me back up here for new years.
Guy 1: Shit...
by Zandalf December 09, 2009
Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then
by mitch00uk April 11, 2015
A pussy that swallows money, dresses well, is very costly, especially for gentlemen. Only wizards can tolerate it.
Honey, can you buy me a Swarowski.
No!
Why not, I will take your cock in for 10 seconds!
Damn this expensive pussy!
No!
Why not, I will take your cock in for 10 seconds!
Damn this expensive pussy!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 02, 2020
"fuck i always feel like such a bitch when i have to go to the store to buy my chick's pussy pampers"
by J. Luna March 19, 2009