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perfect woman 

Mythical creature: slim, sexy, beautiful, tanned, woman. She should be able to cook, clean & iron. She should be thoughtful as in give me head while I eat my breakfast OR skin up before sex so I can lay back and smoke a spliff while the cum runs down her face.
guy: I met a perfect woman last night
mate: bollocks!
perfect woman by G August 4, 2003
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perfect weekend 

a perfect weekend is when teams you hate lose while the team you love wins.
Sept 15th 2007. A Saturday of a perfect weekend - College Football: Auburn, Tennessee, and Notre Dame all lose while Alabama wins against Arkansas. Awesome.
perfect weekend by Capt_Ed September 30, 2007
Joel, The Name says it all.

Beyond perfection.

;Joel is perfect.
;Perfect is the word, Joel is the name.
Perfect by Stace Loves Joel May 19, 2008

Pitch Perfect 

The winners of britains got talent 2011!
Ant and Dec: And the winners of Britains Got Talent is.... Pitch Perfect!
Pitch Perfect by Pitch Perfect June 15, 2010

5 percenters 

A religion that was started in the Bronx, New York, which many rappers belong to. Its teachings require members of this religion to kill 'white devils' (preferably seven of them) because they are evil and subhuman.
I don't give a shit what those ignorant 5 percenters do as long as they're not killing anybody.
5 percenters by Angelacia July 12, 2007

Perfection Queenie 

A stuck up blonde bimbo that's a huge bitch who thinks she's so rich and she's a snob who thinks she's "hxc".
She always also says that she's "perfect" with her stupid fake eyelashs.

She goes around myspace and stickam and uber and on other sites going around adding people like the myspace whore she is.
And her deviant art is soo stupid.
Perfection Queenie has her own website and goes around saying she's going to be "famous" and say she's going to add more stuff like webisodes.
1. (adjective) describes anything that cannot be surpassed.

2. (verb) the act of improving a skill to the point that it cannot be surpassed.

3. (noun) a value assigned in Konami's music simulation games. Better than "great", but not as good as "marvelous".
1. "...So I locked him out and set his truck on fire."
"Perfect end to that relationship!"

2. "Jerell perfected that sleep attack, but if he can't play as Jigglypuff, I hand him his ass every time."

3. "Yeah, I would've had more perfects, but I greated that run when I stepped off to get a soda."
perfect by second tuesday October 20, 2006