Panda Behaviour

Tricking THE GOVERNMENT into taking care of you - quite literally financing your every need - by making a great show of moping around on a HUNGER STRIKE and long term sex-fast, until they send a SWAT TEAM into your home to relocste you to an INSTITUTION.

Misty: ...so, first he tells me he doesn't like my cooking, and then laat night he refused to GO DOWN ON me! WTF am I supposed to do?

Listy: He don't eat his lunch and he don't eat your pussy? GIRLLL that's some PANDA BEHAVIOUR he got right there...

by MentalBeatings December 21, 2025

Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.

Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.

by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007

pinda panda

pinda panda means drunken one but a little.maybe he / she was drunk a lot but had a sleep for a while and then became more sober

Fuck pinda panda that's got intoxication

by Andrius March 6, 2008

road panda

When you are engaged in driving somewhere and an overweight woman gives you a blow job. See road dome

Dude, why are you always getting road panda when I'm in the car?!

by RCduB October 11, 2008

Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.

Anto is such a session panda. I love him.

by OiGD October 17, 2008

Sithcamaros Padawan

AKA Connor
the offical padawan of Sithcamaro
aspires to be just as awesome as him and does his best to live up to the name

Second only to Sithcamaro

Wow, Sithcamaros Padawan is almost as good as the real deal!

by Connor Breen January 22, 2009

Close Panda

1. Close to something.
2. Awesome; very cool or amazing.
3. Very strange.

"That is so Close Panda!"

by GcbrysoN April 2, 2009