glasses

for absolute nerds that can't see right

"dude are you seriously using glasses, bro those are for nerds

by 000101111001 March 27, 2021

Glass Smelter

White girls who date arab guys. Because glass is made out of burning sand. Derivative of coal burner.

"Karen is a dating Mohammed. She's a pro glass smelter."

by bronzeborne October 7, 2023

Glass Dick

It’s the paraphernalia you use to smoke meth in!!

Hey you want to suck on my glass Dick??

by ChadM45 November 20, 2017

glasses

glasses is not smart but she loves 2 ppl she is ok at hockey. and shes nice. and only only has 2 friends: bc everyone else is fake shits. and has neverrrrrrr had a bf never had her . and she is not bitchy but she complains alot, shes very oragnized but she gets in trouble with her dad a lot and is a drama queen

(ass) everyone loves glasses ass

by ching shon yung April 20, 2018

tall glasses of wine

boobs

i love tall glasses of wine

by hugetallglassesofwine April 24, 2023

National Break A Glass Day

You have to break a glass or a mug

Me:hey mom. Mom: hey honey, what are you gonna do with that glass. Me: break it. Mom: wait wha-. Me:happy national break a glass day

by Milky Babqs December 29, 2020

Glass Cadet

A wearer of reality-augmentation eye-wear. Notable for sudden periods of flat affect due to attention-splitting disorder, where incoming text/email/tweet causes subject to enter a variable-length period of quiescence, as focus is redirected temporarily to the zone of augmentation.

The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.

"I was talkin to dude, and he just went glass cadet on me. What a Glasshole!"

by xanderbelly February 28, 2013