glasses

glasses are a thing you put on your face to help blind people see.

steve: i have glasses
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok

by dylanlovescookies August 10, 2019

glasses

when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.

"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.

by Krkič May 3, 2019

3D GLASSES

A new way for Hollywood to shit on movie viewers ...

Shit, I can't see it's all blurry! It's those @#$%@#$@#$ 3D glasses again!

by Blinkless April 19, 2018

behind the glass

Something that is present or happening that you are aware of but that you can't (or choose not) to touch or be involved with.

I told the homeowner that her leaky faucet was behind the glass as a carpetenter. She should call a plumber.

by April1865 April 12, 2023

Glassing

Putting your penis in someone’s ear immediately after ejaculating to give them a “wet Willy”

John: Yo me and the gang were glassing Ayden yesterday

Joe: Yo that’s sick gang

by ABjohnsonfarts May 6, 2024

Forbidden Shot Glass

This is when a man with a foreskin stretches it out and fills it with a liquid of his choice.

My girl was so drunk last night that she drinks from my forbidden shot glass

by Jen Wick March 20, 2022

Glass

A micro famous artist on Instagram by the username of @latequartz

Glass is better than everyone.
Glass is hot.
Glass is incredibly funny .
If you do not like glass, there is something wrong with you seek help .

by Glass stan November 21, 2021