shit page

A stupid definition for trash account that Hanna just made up on the spot

"Was it on her shit page?"

"Hanna, what the fuck is a shit page?"

by Paul Nosylla February 20, 2017

trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 24, 2018

evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.

Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.

by SadPepe December 11, 2018

shit the rag

When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.

"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"

by Timmy-K August 26, 2011

Piece of Shit

Someone who is the lowest level of human being imaginable.

Greg: Did you hear about Amber Heard?
Me: Yeah, she’s a piece of shit.

by BaxterCash November 13, 2020

Ma Shit

A term in ebonics (ignore occasional wiggers) in reference to a male sexual organ.

Jerome said to that over-used hoe: DON'T TOUCH "MA SHIT" YO!

by MandingoTrump September 05, 2018

revenge-shit

When you take a huge dump and just leave it there just to spite somebody.

Allan: "I just took a major revenge-shit bro. She's cleaning it right now!" *brofist
Sten: "Nice one!" *brofist

by Sandy_Vag October 02, 2014