Cut pants

When a Hispanic person doesn't have swim trunks he cuts pants

Bro let me know if we're for real going swimming so I can cut pants and go too

by Cut pants April 23, 2017

Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

Beige Pants

Someone whomst leaves a cliffbar on a toilet seat.

"Hey, Alex! you're the Beige Pants. You left a cliffbar on the toilet seat!"

by quiznah May 9, 2018

fauxga pants

Yoga pants worn by someone who doesn't actually do yoga.

"There goes Brittany in her fauxga pants again."

by Durgenbold October 11, 2014

Pants Boner

when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up

Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me

by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019

Don's Pants

Mild expletive, like gosh or darn. Regional. Specific to pockets of the Midwest, particularly the Cincinnati area. Etymology inconclusive, though possible origin is from Cincinnati native and professional baseball player and manager Don Zimmer, who famously brawled with Boston player Pedro Martinez during the 2003 American League Championship Series, an event which caused his pants to fall down.

Don's pants, this is a good pumpkin spice latte!

Don's pants, my garage is on fire!

by NightHawkHat September 25, 2020

Cheese Pants

The worst idea anyone could ever have.

Guy 1: This is the worst idea you've ever had!
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.

by GHRockotron3000 November 20, 2021