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morning glory

when u wake up in the morning and u find that u just had a wet dream
man i was dreamin about my hot ass biology teacher, and when i woke up i found my morning glory
morning glory by nigga gus April 26, 2008

Morning After Pill

The pain reliever you take the morning after an all-night alcohol binge (aka tylenol, advil, excedrin, etc.) to relieve the pain of previously stated binge
Dude, I drank so many shots of tequila last night I can't even remember how many...gimme 2 of those Morning After Pill's so I can recover
Morning After Pill by Sizzlepoof August 19, 2010

morning glory

to wake and greet your love.
Sometimes, I am not quite sure if I respectfully greeted my morning glory.
morning glory by jerk October 6, 2003
when you put your hand in CC's clevage and you can feel his tender breasts either side of your hand
:)moobing :P
Dude look at that guy in the tight pants, he must be a facking morning.
Morning by FawsPiece August 19, 2008
The act of continuously tormenting a single person in your neighborhood by knocking at their door in the middle of the night very loudly.

The "mooj" part comes from writing a letter to the victim saying that you won't stop knocking at their door until they do something for you.
Me and Joe were moojing Mr. Davis last night and he called the rent-a-cops on us.

Example letter:

Dear Mr. -insert name-,
We will not stop knocking at your door until you speed around the neighborhood at 90 miles an hour
Moojing by WeeMan9O May 29, 2007