When boy and girl are in shower together.. girl has hot water in mouth.. boy sperms into mouth with water still in there.. let it float around.
by TedBrah October 27, 2009

as others have stated: something has angered, upset, annoyed, aroused you
this is more of a side note on origin - I suspect the phrase was a spontaneous misquote of a line from the Weezer song "Say It Ain't So" ("...flip on the telly/ wrestle with Jimmy...")
this is more of a side note on origin - I suspect the phrase was a spontaneous misquote of a line from the Weezer song "Say It Ain't So" ("...flip on the telly/ wrestle with Jimmy...")
by kingprout1 September 2, 2015

by ducktaper July 29, 2008

the act of going back in time to the 50s and fucking jimmy hoffa and sucking the cum back out, putting it in a jar and coming back
by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020

by DJY July 2, 2006

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 11, 2021

A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.
"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"
by Solanas69 February 24, 2019
