the gayest person on earth.
nobody likes him.
or her.
he thinks hes cool.
but hes not.
hes gay.
and definitely NOT a kick ass teacher.
im not even sure if he is a teacher.
he cannot teach for anything.
he cant cook.
he cant sew.
he cant work a computer.
he lives with his mother who lives across the roaad from the school. she makes sure he brings a healthy sandwhich to school for lunch with the crust cut off.
and gives him enough change for an orange juice or apple.
nobody likes him.
or her.
he thinks hes cool.
but hes not.
hes gay.
and definitely NOT a kick ass teacher.
im not even sure if he is a teacher.
he cannot teach for anything.
he cant cook.
he cant sew.
he cant work a computer.
he lives with his mother who lives across the roaad from the school. she makes sure he brings a healthy sandwhich to school for lunch with the crust cut off.
and gives him enough change for an orange juice or apple.
jimmy siu: well im off to school, mama.
mama: wait jimmy, dont forget your dollar for your juice.
jimmy: yes mama
mama: wait jimmy, dont forget your dollar for your juice.
jimmy: yes mama
by iluvjassie January 14, 2007
When boy and girl are in shower together.. girl has hot water in mouth.. boy sperms into mouth with water still in there.. let it float around.
by TedBrah September 04, 2009
as others have stated: something has angered, upset, annoyed, aroused you
this is more of a side note on origin - I suspect the phrase was a spontaneous misquote of a line from the Weezer song "Say It Ain't So" ("...flip on the telly/ wrestle with Jimmy...")
this is more of a side note on origin - I suspect the phrase was a spontaneous misquote of a line from the Weezer song "Say It Ain't So" ("...flip on the telly/ wrestle with Jimmy...")
by kingprout1 July 31, 2015
by ducktaper June 17, 2005
the act of going back in time to the 50s and fucking jimmy hoffa and sucking the cum back out, putting it in a jar and coming back
by Daddy Swedosh April 23, 2020
by DJY July 02, 2006
(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 12, 2021