jimmy eat world

An amazing band that you should listen to.

"Life sucks man"
"yeah, just listen to Jimmy Eat World"
"ok"

by ducktaper July 29, 2008

jimmy hoffa

the act of going back in time to the 50s and fucking jimmy hoffa and sucking the cum back out, putting it in a jar and coming back

timmy just jimmy hoffaed

by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020

jimmy fats

n: midwestern slang term for joint

"Hey man, did you bring Jimmy Fats?"

by DJY July 2, 2006

Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".

"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."

by U735 December 11, 2021

the full jimmy carter

When god takes a shit on all your hard work despite doing all the right things.

Bernie Sanders got the full Jimmy Carter in the primaries.

by Jagg1999 July 18, 2016

Slick Nuts Jimmy

A term used for satisfaction or approval of an outcome in daily life. Usually used to end a conversation. Jimmy is used for a general name to informally address any male.

"Hey do we have a test today?" ,"No" ,"Slick nuts jimmy!"

by Beekay2124 September 8, 2016

Lettuce Mouth Jimmy

If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.

"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"

by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019