Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.

Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.

Join Jerk January by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021

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National jerk with homie days

On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days

John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut

National jerk with homie days by Riley barker December 2, 2021

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Shame Jerk

1. Masturbating with tranquillity until you finish, then you feel immediate shame for jerking off/ jerking in (if female)

2. Jerking off the something that gives you shame (Hentai, loli porn, BDSM)

Man 1: Hey dude, I think I had a Shame Jerk yesterday. Everything was going good until I finished and then I realized jerking off to loli porn is not ok!

Man 2: same thing happens to me when I bust, except I always feel shame for doing such a disgraceful act while looking at a picture of my sister

Shame Jerk by Facts Rap December 19, 2021

Misogynistic jerk

Mason

Mason is a misogynistic jerk

Misogynistic jerk by Liszt grant February 16, 2022

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forest jerk

When you jerk off to some mystical elves in the forest

I just an amazing forest jerk to this elvish princess in Mirkwood

forest jerk by anonymous March 7, 2022

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Joe Jerk Off

A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.

Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off

Joe Jerk Off by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022

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Work Jerk

The act of masturbation at work.

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.

Work Jerk by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022

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