brown weenie

When the Big Brown Phallic member of Big UPS descends from the Corporate Heaven takes time out of its day to specifically fuck you in the ass.

Similar to the Marine Corps green weenie.

I’m getting shafted by the big brown weenie

by mewkachoo November 25, 2020

Brown Orca

When you take a dump that’s so long it’s tail hangs out of the toilet water.

Hey Sheldon, I’ve got to stop eating so much. I just dropped a brown orca in your toilet.

by Two Ply and the Brown Streaks January 4, 2021

western brown

the school where all the nic addicts go. you go into the bathroom the first thing you’ll see is people standing around each other hitting nic. it’s a huge school, teachers are okay. depending on who you have. the people here aren’t that bad. could be worse. i did in fact make a lifetime best friend here tho.

random person- did you hear about that girl that got suspended from school for vaping..?!

random person- no but let me guess which school it was,... WESTERN BROWN?

by chickaletta April 23, 2021

Lachlan Brown

the best name in the bloody galaxy mate

All hail Lachlan Brown
Ave, Lachlan Brown
I wish I was named Lachlan Brown

by truthspitter420 May 2, 2021

Max Brown

Noun, Scottish Slang
A word used to describe a creepy friend.

Just saw Ed going into the female bathrooms, What a Max Brown!!

by The $toked September 8, 2021

Brown lover

When have the urge to shit in the middle of sex so you go and take your crap but you got freaky and grab a handle full of poo out of the toilet and you rub it on your chest and go back and finish the deed

I love Charlie he’s my brown lover! But last night it was a little ridiculous we got taco bell and we were both covered in shit!

by Mr.Morrill February 27, 2022

Brown Alaska

When you insert an ice cube into your anus to create a cooling effect after a spicy bowel movement.

I really need a brown Alaska after that Nashville hot.

by Minka_Minha August 25, 2021