WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

Playing the Spoons

a slang for shorush. usually it is injected by a syringe but criminal-kingpin Maxdonald has a tendency of putting shorush up a victim's nostril

"Come on over and I'll show you how to play the spoons"

Playing the spoons is really stupid because this show is really dumb

by Yoylecakius December 22, 2020

Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load

After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018

pocket spoon

A pocket spoon is a pocket knife that is so incredibly dull, it's as sharp as a spoon.

Can I borrow your pocket spoon?

by zack1211111 November 04, 2023

mega-spoon

To have make love in the spooning position

Pookie and I mega-spoon under the blanket on the couch while we watch tv and his parents are in the kitchen.

by Pookiebear May 17, 2005

On the spoon

One who enjoys relaxing and injecting heroin.

Look at the lid on him.. he’s definitely been on the spoon.

Bryan has more legs than teeth. That’s from being on the spoon for years.

by Ladel November 05, 2023