Getting Hopped

When an old Italian man of short stature ranging from 5'-1" to 5'-6" repeatedly tries to insert his small foot into your anus as you are running for you life.

The boys were running for their little lives as papi Mario was chasing them while cursing in Italian and screaming 'come back here so i can hop you!'.

Maybe we shouldn't play ball in the house, we may end up getting hopped by papi.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011

Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

getting that raw

Having sex without a condom

We've been together for a while, so you know she's getting that raw.

by VCPHARAOH April 14, 2017

get spermed

1. synonym of “get fucked,” to get played by someone
2. to be impregnated

When Jamie found out her friends gaslit her, they responded, “get spermed.”

by 1/5ofchef February 9, 2023

Getting Hoped

When you have that one friend who comments on every FB or Instagram post about having been there or done that already.

Her: Wow, that pic of you in the secret toilet of the Taj Mahal is awesome.

Him: Yeah but I’m Getting Hoped, she says she was there 10 years ago.

by stuartc1 June 17, 2020

To Get Philosophical

A euphemism for "getting drunk". Used to describe the state at which someone starts to say whatever they are thinking, no matter how ridiculous it sounds.

Dave - "Has anyone ever wondered why the students at Glasgow and the students at Strathclyde cant just be friends? What is the point in this silly rivalry when we're all living in the same city?"

Dave's friend - "Somebody take the bottle off Dave, he's starting to get philosophical."

by toffeerevel June 28, 2010

get smeezed

to get fucked up

person 1: "yoooo let's get smeezed this weekend"
person 2: "i'm so ready i've got the alc & drugs"

by getsmeezed March 27, 2019