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Muffin Fucker

muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
T-Co is a muffin fucker because he is going to DD us out to the lake but sleep there like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too.
by Okonkwo11 May 9, 2011
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pussy fucker

When someone does something you don't like or is being annoyed they
Your friend: *strips the basketball out your hands*
you: Stop pussy fucker
by Sweeth December 11, 2019
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Draw-Fuckers

The red and white fence-like objects that lower at most rail road crossings in lieu of an approaching train. Also found at some bridges.
As the draw-fuckers lowered, the train passed.
by Mattymo28224 June 17, 2007
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Toaster Fucker

A person who masturbates at the smell of burnt toast.
One who has a toaster fetish.
One who squanches with a toaster cable (toaster attached).
Deek check at guys face he can totally smell at toast the dirty "toaster fucker"

Deek at all them pigeons eating round that guys crotch guaranteed "toaster fucker".

Did he no order any? what a "toaster fucker".
by Cormdawg April 22, 2017
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Globe fucker

A young man or a group of young men, usually 18-21 years of age who travel the world for the sole purpose of sexual activity.
Daves been gettin pussy all over the world man hes a total 'globe fucker' The guys a legend but is guna have so many fuckin diseases?
by K_J_S August 10, 2009
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mother fucker

one who fucks there own mother
hey mom wanna let me be a mother fucker and fuck?”
by suck on my juicy fat cock March 2, 2022
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Pig Fucker

A business owner who doesn't care about the acts that perform in their club or establishment. If an audience would pay for it, the owner would just as soon put two pigs fucking on the stage.
Joe is such a pig fucker. He let some stupid hack do 30 minutes of fart jokes.
by randomdude321 September 25, 2010
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