beach

a term used usually between friends meaning "bitch" but in a non-offensive and exceptionally funny way

hey beach
eww you ratty ass beach

by queen_slay69 July 11, 2016

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

Gooning on the Beach

A Sex on the Beach cocktail, but with a peach schnapps replacement such as triple sec

We don't have any peach schnapps, but I can make you a Gooning on the Beach instead?

by Toastsuvius April 26, 2025

beach walk

The act of moving your hand surreptitiously down a woman's (can be your own) body from the breasts to the pubis, then just slightly over enough to feel the 'lapping of the sea'

Girl: "What's your hand going south for Grant?"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
OR
Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"

by Midlands Dude March 24, 2024

beach

charismatic, drama queen bitch, knows about nothing, pretty good at eye rolls.

my beach is my beach none of any other's beach

by theotherbeach April 2, 2022

long beach islander

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.

I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.

by Islander88 July 9, 2021

Treasure Beach

A campground usually close to a very popular beach. You can stay there all summer. There is usually something called a jumping pillow.

Let’s go to treasure beach for the summer!

by CALL119!!!! June 22, 2018