Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015

Skank face

The face a girl makes when you ask what her name is mid-coitus.

A: I was banging this broad and didn't know her name, so I asked her while we were fucking and all she did was give me a weird look.
B: Yeah, that was the skank face.

by ImPulse618 January 25, 2012

boomerang face

a girl that loves giving head. always coming back for more

michael: i came all over her and ten minutes later she wanted to blow me again!
john: yeah i know, she's got a boomerang face.

by e d i c i u s August 7, 2005

Your face is

This is most commonly used on a school bus from naive students to support their gossip, even if it's literally a frickin' compliment.

"You're dumb."
"Your face is dumb."

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 21, 2020

Oculus Face

The embarrassing face (complete with temporary red rashes/lines) that a gamer lands up with after hours of strapping the oculus rift to his/her face.

Damn it's six already?!! Time to get rid of my oculus face and hit the party!

by killerdove July 4, 2016

Ring-faced

An expression of utter shock and disgust that leaves you looking like a victim from "The Ring" movies; usually from seeing or reading something really f'ed up. Sometimes caused by Shock Videos or UD definitions.

Bob was ring-faced after I forced him to watch bloody grandma porn. I thought is was funny but he hasn't been returning my phone calls.

by Rm327 April 23, 2010

Extra face

Someone who be makin faces while you're tryin to tell me a story

Tyrice: Yoo me and Sam got back together.
Willson: * makes constipated face * really tho.
Tyrice: Yeah son. So yesterday me and her was talkin....
Willson: * makes an overly surprised face * wow.
Tyrice: * makes confused face* umm tmyeah. So any ways she came up to me and...
Willson: * makes a face like he just got punched in the gut* oh damn then wha...
Tyrice: * cuts off Willson* STOP MAKIN THEM DAMN FACES YOU DAMN EXTRA FACE!

by KayIsJustAPhase January 7, 2015