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An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.
Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?

Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?

Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
Ethan by Neegle64 July 4, 2022
Ethan is the sort of person you never want to leave. He's sweet, funny, caring, bubbly, smart, good at leadership and you always have the best time with him. There isn't a person in the world you wouldn't want to be with more
"Man I had the best time with Ethan last night"
Ethan by emmzywemmzy1302 July 5, 2022
The hottest guy ever, good ass jawline, super fruity and extremely hot so if this is your name come right to bed
person 1: "Dam Ethan is so fucking hot"
person 2:"i know"
Ethan by Skeleq July 13, 2022
Ethan is the kind of guy you stumble across once in a lifetime. He has an expansive inner world and likes to observe others. Your conversations with Ethan are never lackluster and continue for hours. He is quiet around those he does not know, but will never hold back around close friends and family. He prioritizes what is important to him and will make it known where you stand in his life. He has high expectations for his own future and pursues opportunities that will allow him to succeed later on. He is optimistic and will encourage those around him continually. He has a beautiful smile and likes to laugh. He is often times healthy and strives to take care of himself. If conflict or drama presents itself, he aims to resolve it quickly. Ethan is mature and intelligent, earning high grades and high respect from those in his life. You feel you can tell him anything as he is understanding and is not quick to judge. A phrase he frequently uses is "It happens." He prefers to go with the flow and take the good with the bad, making him an ideal companion for spontaneous ventures. He has strong morals and believes in helping rather than harming. He may be rather skilled at a multitude of things but does not consider himself a jack of all trades. He is humble but should never doubt his own worth. You knew the moment you met him that he would have an irreplaceable presence in your life.
Example:

"Mark my words, Ethan will pitch for the Dodgers someday."
Ethan by metamorphos1s July 21, 2022
a racist. very racist man
hes cool and racist tho
Yo Ethan is racist like Jack
Ethan by IHATEethans:) July 25, 2022
There are nerdy Ethan’s and they are what everyone says about Ethan’s but the other Ethan’s this Ethan is manipulative, doesn’t actually care about and uses you, tells you one thing then the complete opposite the next day. This ethan is not to be trusted bc he will stab you in the back.
All Ethan’s aren't good guys
Ethan by Anyone_234 August 3, 2022