Computer

A machine used for downloading porn, watching Game of Thrones, downloading porn, and downloading porn.

Brian: I got a new computer, Dave!
Dave: Sweet! What are you gonna do with it?
Brian: Visit incest porn websites.

by IDon'tEven July 12, 2014

eolas computing

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Where can I buy a cheap laptop in Ireland?

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by EolasComputing April 6, 2004

Computer Potato

When a person uses the computer rather then getting exercise.

Person 1 " Dude, I just got so much gold off my sword!"

Person 2 " GETTA LIFE, YOU FUCKING COMPUTER POTATO ! "

by ImSoMcLovin January 23, 2009

computus nerdus

1. a computer nerd

2. wizkid

3. any employee of Wizkid Computers

4. any person that spends more time on the computer than sleeping.

Stop being such a computus nerdus.

That guy must be a computus nerdus.

by Larry Schoof July 29, 2004

Campusbathrooms.com

kick ass website that rates college bathrooms so you know where to go to the bathroom when you have the beer shits or you're randomly bored.

I had the beer shits after that kegger so i went to campusbathrooms.com and found the best bathroom on my campus. I went to it, and man was i relieved, i could of sat there for hours.

by King of the crapper October 28, 2008

north campus grinder

A person who lives on the SUNY Buffalo North Campus, in the dorms or apartments, and spends every moment of their life on campus. They subsist on only Tim Hortons, Incredibull pizza and caffeine pills.

Adam and Dylan are og's, Original North Campus grinders.

by captain winspear March 22, 2011

Compulsion

A horse with blinders on chasing a carrot dangled on a rope before him through a field of vegetables.

Biting your nails could be a compulsion if you don't have a good manicurist.

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009