Definitions by IDon'tEven

Computer

A machine used for downloading porn, watching Game of Thrones, downloading porn, and downloading porn.

Brian: I got a new computer, Dave!
Dave: Sweet! What are you gonna do with it?
Brian: Visit incest porn websites.

Feminism is a movement started by old faggot hags on their period.
Feminists strive for dominance, not equality.

"DID YOU JUST LOOK AT ME?!"
"Uh..Yeah...So?"
"YOU'RE A RAPIST! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
Feminism in a nutshell.