A small brain fart.
"Your idea smells like a mental queef."
"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"
"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"
by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011
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"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
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Braylon: Shut the QUEEF-I mean, no, fuck, shut up-
*Evil Marie laughs*
Braylon: Shut the QUEEF-I mean, no, fuck, shut up-
*Evil Marie laughs*
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