first cousin-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's parent's sibling.
2. The child of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

first beach

The main public beach in Newport RI that is infamous for it's red seaweed. Locals steer clear from this beach and go to the private beaches like hazards and gooseberry instead. If they want the big beach experience, they go to Second Beach or Gansett instead.

Dude i picked up Megan and Kaylee after they had hockey practice and their bags made my car smell like first beach.

by fucklasalle April 24, 2021

Kaxolotls "Angie" Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sexuals who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kaxolotls "Angie" Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

Izanagi and Izanami Are time Attacks: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: Izanagi and Izanami Are time Attacks: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

You first

Go fuck yourself. You do not respect people like me and you will receive respect only what you give ME respect commensurate with MY contributions to society UPTO AND INCLUDING AI and then YOU will respect proportional to your contribution to society which is NOTHING. You do nothing but glaze yourselves for doing nothing more than fucking eachother and then take my money to feed your fucking kids. $200-$300 YOU KNOW WHO COULD USE AN EXTRA $200-$300 PAYCHECK? The guy who created AI, didn't get credited, and now they are trying to avoid paying. Not you. Not your bitch kids. ME. I DESERVE it more than you because I DID more than you and I did it while you were getting drunk and fucking eachother. Piece of shit.

Hym "You first."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2025

sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Child of their parent’s half-grandpibling with the other parent’s grandpibling.
2- Child of their parent’s half-grandnibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
3- Child of their parent’s half-grandpibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
4- Child of their parent’s grandpibling with the other parent’s half-grandnibling.
5- Grandparent's sesqui-first-cousin.
6- Sesqui-first-cousin's grandchild.

My sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

first cousin-niece

First cousin's daughter.

My first cousin-niece is a good girl.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019