When someone promises to hook you up with something for cheap but you end up having to pay the full retail price or more.
by starhammer January 11, 2006
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by Negrorapest February 18, 2009
Get the bro out mug.THE BRO CODE is a living document, much like the Constitution. Except instead of outlining a government, or the Bill of Rights, or anything even resembling laws, the BRO CODE provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a bro and behave properly among other bros. Dating back to the American Revolution, the BRO CODE has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the 'bro'. Containing approximately 150 unspoken rules, this code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros the BRO CODE will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.
Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 77: A Bro Never Cries.
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 77: A Bro Never Cries.
by AlphaRicky July 30, 2009
Get the BRO CODE mug.The act of slapping, hitting or otherwise defacing another mans ass. It is not a sign of disrespect. Bro Slaps are reserved for when another guys wants to congratulate or appreciate another man. Another use for Bro Slaps is when a bunch of guys want to have fun and all try and Bro Slap each other at once. These competitions usually last for as little as five minutes or they can start an all out war.
"Hey i really respect you." (Bro Slap)
"Wow what you just did was really good."(Bro Slap)
"Woah man! You just slapped my ass! That was gay."
"That was a Bro Slap! They are never gay!"
"Ohhhh I understand."
"Wow what you just did was really good."(Bro Slap)
"Woah man! You just slapped my ass! That was gay."
"That was a Bro Slap! They are never gay!"
"Ohhhh I understand."
by theswingler January 9, 2010
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other: Nah men we ain't roll that way ya her'?
Male: ay yo homies lets get dis biz astch.
Randy: yea man let jump em.
other: Nah men we ain't roll that way ya her'?
Male: ay yo homies lets get dis biz astch.
Randy: yea man let jump em.
by Yo homs,moms,brothers,friend April 17, 2011
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A person that listens to metal/death metal bands such as Throwdown or Terror. They go to shows and don't let anyone besides bro kids dance in the pits. They are generally very mean to scene kids and indie kids and anyone who is remotely different than them. They think they are the toughest shit alive, and they talk crap on everyone they know. They base their lives around "victory" and "honor" but they are very hypocritical and cliche. They will often challenge someone to a fight but they will back out because they are insecure pussies.
They wear basketball shorts, a metal band shirt, slip on vans or nike basketball shoes, and a basball hat with the sticker still on.
A person that listens to metal/death metal bands such as Throwdown or Terror. They go to shows and don't let anyone besides bro kids dance in the pits. They are generally very mean to scene kids and indie kids and anyone who is remotely different than them. They think they are the toughest shit alive, and they talk crap on everyone they know. They base their lives around "victory" and "honor" but they are very hypocritical and cliche. They will often challenge someone to a fight but they will back out because they are insecure pussies.
They wear basketball shorts, a metal band shirt, slip on vans or nike basketball shoes, and a basball hat with the sticker still on.
by EchelonForever. July 31, 2007
Get the Bro Kid mug.A person that hates on bros. A bro hater can be female or male. Bro haters hate on bros for no apparent reason other than being fucking sluts or jealous.
A bro hater is usually a female that your bro is dating. They bitch and complain about everything and interrupt with bro sessions.
Male bro haters simply hate on bros for their good looks, impressive drinking abilities, and skill of fucking multiple girls in the same night. They can be seen at local Star wars conventions or playing video games on a Saturday night.
A bro hater is usually a female that your bro is dating. They bitch and complain about everything and interrupt with bro sessions.
Male bro haters simply hate on bros for their good looks, impressive drinking abilities, and skill of fucking multiple girls in the same night. They can be seen at local Star wars conventions or playing video games on a Saturday night.
Female Bro Hater:
David: "Yeah man, Garrett isn't coming out because he is being a pussy."
Sean: "Why not man?" "There is a party tonight."
David: "Because his girlfriend is being a bitch and told him not to." "She's a slutty whore."
Sean: "Bro, she is such a fucking BRO HATER."
Male Bro Hater:
David: "Dude, he's such a bro hater."
Sean: "I know man. I can't believe Luis blew up about me fucking his 14 year old sister."
David: "Whatever man. High-five. Very nice!"
David: "Yeah man, Garrett isn't coming out because he is being a pussy."
Sean: "Why not man?" "There is a party tonight."
David: "Because his girlfriend is being a bitch and told him not to." "She's a slutty whore."
Sean: "Bro, she is such a fucking BRO HATER."
Male Bro Hater:
David: "Dude, he's such a bro hater."
Sean: "I know man. I can't believe Luis blew up about me fucking his 14 year old sister."
David: "Whatever man. High-five. Very nice!"
by Fratting Hard February 10, 2010
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