cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 3, 2013

fast n blast

A rotation of rapid clitoral stimulation followed by violent, intense finger blasting.

What's the best way to get a girl off?

Are you kidding me? You've never heard of the good ol' FAST N BLAST!! It's my go to but make sure to wear goggles.

by Squid's House October 6, 2013

Concert Blast

The act of mercilessly finger blasting random slimes at electric raves or epic dubstep concerts.

Adam: "3-2-1----concert blast off!!"
Andrew "yeah!!!"

by Slampierce July 6, 2011

flinboppler blast

The act of double fingering a lady over the age of 60, with peanut butter on one finger and jelly on the other.

Dude, i just gave your grandma a flinboppler blast.

by mister moosecock October 24, 2011

Flap blasting

1: To blow excessive fat off of a body with a shotgun; usually referring but not limited to the fat of ones back.

2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.

Dude you got a 7 kill-streak flap blasting everyone with that SPAS-12!

by Metalvayne October 5, 2011

Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry

I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.

by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018

ego blasting

Ego blasting- convincing someone to do something via saying your gonna beat them at it.

Why are you ego blasting me bro?

by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018