beached

When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.

Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!

by talia06 May 16, 2006

beached porpoise

Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.

John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.

by Chris Bryant December 6, 2007

Beaching

When you wear long pants and it is hot out side and your balls get sweaty and sticky, just like when your out in the sun at the beach!

"God damn it kevin i'm beaching again, i'm going to have to go wipe the sweat off again"

by Lucas aka douche November 21, 2005

Beach

I blunt of weed

Hey man I could really go for a beach right now....

by MorgyMorg March 2, 2009

beached whale

a shit that is so large part of it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl

"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."

"Shit that must have been huge!"

by Ron Nabriel April 25, 2008

beach kid

loser... someone whose life is going no-where

look at that beach kid... i wouldn't date him for a million bucks

by Kansas22 October 30, 2008

beach sides finest

the best dank in town

i got some of beach sides finest

by z unit May 13, 2005