Alasken Scone

When a person that goes by the name of Dowd tries to Scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself.

Sconer got alasken sconed! dont alasken scone yourself now buddy!

by Sconer October 19, 2008

agasaurous

this is what happens to aggy when you give him too much weed.
the hands raise to a t-rex like position and the over-bite becomes apparant

"who gave aggy to much weed he has turned into agasaurous"

by anti ag jab April 13, 2009

Alaster

See alastair, same general concept

what is an alaster?
i told you,see alastair

by royaltenenbaum April 1, 2010

Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ

I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!

by JJ37 May 11, 2011

Alaskan Roughie

In Alaska, it's too cold for handjobs (skin on skin), so women there rub the top of the male's pants until they reach a climax. It's quite rough.

My girl just gave me an Alaskan Roughie in the car last night, since it was way too cold for handie.

by Farfugnuttin February 11, 2012

Alaskan Surprise

When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.

I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.

by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012

alaskan stick

When you stick your dick in the freezer for 30 minutes and then kill the pussy like an icesickle

Bro lets give in 10 more minutes and then shove our Alaskan stick into her .

by Mitchel McMitchellin February 9, 2014