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Morgan Freeman body pillow

A cardinal sin and must be punished with extermination.
Hey do you like my Morgan Freeman body pillow Jeremy will now be burned at the stake
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Morgan

Funny, cute extra then a bitch right she beating the shit out of water bottle. She is soft kind and mean but also hot a total baddie like have my children now plz be forever plz
by Rtk February 18, 2022
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Morgan

Morgan is the most amazing and beautiful friend you will ever have and she is also the friend you’ll be able to tell anything to and she will always listen. She will be there for you no matter what. She has brown eyes, pretty brown hair, and she apparently just LOVES short guys who lie about their height. She has a big heart and sometimes people take advantage of that. When you have a Morgan, never let her go because she makes your life better each and every day. If you DO however come across a Morgan, make sure you carry tape and perfume bc that girl FARTS EVERYWHERE YOU GO WITH ZERO SHAME. I love having a Morgan in my life because life has significantly changed for the better since she became a part of it. She is the one friend I can see myself keeping with me through the rest of my life.
Morgan: guys I just farted
Me: Ofc you did, you’re Morgan
by aLeXi5 February 21, 2022
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Morgan Reid

Morgan Reid is a "batty yute"...
by greenpear2012 February 23, 2022
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The captain morgan

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.
I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.
by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022
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Morgan

A cool, top-notch proficient guitarist of this really cool school band that my school has, with a grandiloquent presence’s he’s always bring to the stage, and i always watched them at the studio where they’re practicing. Who knows how to destroy the stage alongside his amazing band through his melodious own-written music. He’s such a sweet creature that I’ll never forget, always treats everyone with kindness.
“Hey did you just watch morgan’s performances last week?”
“Oh hell yeah i did, it was a blowing performances”
by Sourlire February 28, 2022
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Morgan

A cool, top-notch proficient guitarist of this really cool school band that my school had, with his grandiloquent presence’s whenever they perform on the stage or when i always watched them at the studio where they’re practicing. They always know how to destroy the stage alongside his really dashing band through his own-written melodious music. And when you meet him, you’ll always catch him bring his favorite black guitar with bunch of stickers in it. He always treats everyone with kindness, he’s such a sweet person. I’ll never forget you, Morgan.
“Hey, did you saw morgan’s band performances last week?”
Hell yeah i did, it was wrecking
by Sourlire February 28, 2022
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