Dirty Mike

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.

"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."

by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021

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The Flight Mike

a person who give NFL and NBA news. He flys in youtube and is mordern day equivalent of the traditional pigeon. gives good takes.

Imran - "I saw The Flight Mike flying, brotha never sleeps."

by ellaellaey December 5, 2021

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Mike Attack

When someone freaks out over something that it completely fucked up.

Micheal had a Mike Attack while shitting on Cams dick.

by Fartsinacho August 29, 2010

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Mike Anarchy

Usually the leader, father, or savior of a rebellious group, hacker organization, wrestling stable, or a community of people who want to REVOLT. He is fierce, fearless, and furious, he has a main goal in mind and it's to stretch ones muffler.

No, it's not a reference to the television show, "Sons of Anarchy"

We need a Mike Anarchy in our lives, we don't know where Toys R Us is.

by Ro-Wrestler January 17, 2018

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