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Dylan Crean

The state in which you realise you have fucked up
I was walking home from the shop and forgot the milk I did a real Dylan Crean
by The really really reallll G November 18, 2020
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Dylan

He tries to act smart but honestly, he’s average. He’s funny compared to an ant, but nothing compared to the average person. He has good grades yet for kindergarten classes.
“You acted like a dylan
by You and me are family October 30, 2021
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dylan

he acts kind and flirty. but he never wants anything serious. hes very temporary but he makes you happy.
oh there dylan
mmm hes so hot
but hes a dylan
by kiiiwwwwiiii May 13, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan, also known as the Blood Angel God. Dylan is the type of guy who will provide care for you whenever needed. Feeling troubled? Dylans there to talk. Even if he's not aware of the situation you will still receive his best feedback and have him listen all in. Dylan can be a passionate person when it comes to hobbies. Normally, whenever he finds something, he sticks to it and never lets go. He loves to chat about his hobbies whenever he gets the chance to do so.

"The most chillest fucking guy you'll ever get to meet." - PigeonsThinkIamGod

"Dylan is a piece of gods work." - PigeonsThinkIamGod
"You're crazy, Im crazy, we're Dylanazy."

"Hey, have you heard of Dylan? I heard he sleeps a lot. One day... Im sure he'll be a superstar, Sleeping King of the Day."

"When I saw Dylan I broke my kneecaps, I couldn't believe what I had run into. He changed my life..."
by PigeonsThinkIamGod December 1, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan is a very short individual. Dylan will try his hardest to avoid most confrontations. Dylan looks up to Shayne emotionally and litteraly.
Brian: who is that toddler over there?
Derek: he is not a toddler, that’s Dylan. Do not call him short he is very sensitive.
by Bigstrongmuscleman July 17, 2019
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Dylan

He is a sex demon he will fuck the shit out of you until your push hurt!!!!!
Oh yeah that’s Dylan.Bih
by Dylan.bih December 8, 2021
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dylan hoffman

the actor best know for his performance as Andy in “you are so not invited to my bat mitzvah” this young actor was also in 2 episodes of “Next” in 2020, he has over 900,000 followers on his tiktok account “heyitsdylanhoffman”.
friend 1: ew.
friend 2: don’t say ew! that’s dylan hoffman he’s so fine.
by niniloves.you March 23, 2024
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