That guy is some Dylan Burke
by Dyllieburke November 22, 2021
Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.
by Jackitychan September 22, 2018
When you make a child the object of your life’s attention and sole purpose and you will disable people to protect that child.
by Surrealandropodous August 08, 2021
Guy 1: Look at that loser in his room 10 hours a day playing rust!!
Guy 2: Yeah! he’s such a Dylan Ninyett
Guy 2: Yeah! he’s such a Dylan Ninyett
by cristian comito July 06, 2022
a manchild whose own beloved mother dresses him up as a Sims 4 toddler and by miracle, scored himself a super pretty gf who he even doesn't talk to and complains ab it to his gfs best friend whilst she urges him on to literally talk to the cute girl he's dating. oh did I mention that he undoes girls bra straps and claims he's changed when he hasn't done anything to prove so and has a not so secret foot kink.
by swaggymush April 18, 2023
by Just_me_dj November 11, 2024