Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017

beluga whale nuts

crazy mofo, you doesnt have big nuts

why you gotta be beluga whale nuts in this conversation

by JENCYISAMOFO March 15, 2017

beached whale

Ally silva

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH

by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017

Whale Cock

A penis that is exceptionally great and very large.

I heard that he has a whale cock! You know, that Moby Dick!

by butt slutt February 15, 2024

Whale

A family from Arizona where the no it all wife drinks a strawberry daquari wit whip cream spilling it on herself making her look like a whale. She didnt apprectiate any thing till her son misteriously and naturally dies of a fetenayl Over Dose.

The whale no it all cut my hair explaining that her son got arrested get ready fir this stealing guns from a cop car. Laugh the fuck out lod. Now he dead from drugs. Giv me a fing break. We are sick of the lies.

by Real truth. June 13, 2023

Nebraskan Whale

when your missus takes the term 'wet willy' a bit too far

I'm going to perform what i like to call the nebraskan whale

by ginger sket November 20, 2021

Rumpback Whale

The ass-like crack formed by a fat lady wearing a tight bathing suit in the middle of her back.

That lady has a plumber's rumpback whale.

by Hhead August 30, 2013