nause
Jonesy : "Did you have a nice day today? how about I make you some nice carbonara for dinner?"
Loft : Fuck off you nause
Loft : Fuck off you nause
nause by The El Hadj Groove November 26, 2010
Word of the Day on July 6, 2024
craft herpes
Glitter. Like the STD herpes, once you have glitter on you, you cannot get rid of it. If you have glitter on you and you touch someone, they will suddenly have glitter on them. You may think that you have washed it all off, but one day you will be in the right light and notice it on you somewhere.
There are many forms of craft herpes, including:
+Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off
+Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive.
+Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.
There are many forms of craft herpes, including:
+Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off
+Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive.
+Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.
+"I was at the party when that wanna be raver started spreading craft herpes! I think she threw a bag of fairy dust in the fan!"
+"I thought I'd gotten it all weeks ago but when I looked in the mirror just now, I had a piece of glitter by my eye!"
+"Just when I thought I was safe, this girl came up to me and sprayed me with something. I looked and I was covered with glitter! They have spray on craft herpes now!"
+"I thought I'd gotten it all weeks ago but when I looked in the mirror just now, I had a piece of glitter by my eye!"
+"Just when I thought I was safe, this girl came up to me and sprayed me with something. I looked and I was covered with glitter! They have spray on craft herpes now!"
craft herpes by Kitysrblk June 21, 2011
Word of the Day on July 5, 2024
I hate it here
I hate it here by Thyself_Fallon September 14, 2021
Word of the Day on July 4, 2024
Picky bits
A term used by Brits to describe a meal reserved for (approx 7 annual) hot weather days because it is too hot to cook. Consists of sweet and savoury finger food, along with beer, cider, Capri Sun and wasps.
Picky bits by scfcspaceman August 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 3, 2024
aggrorithm
Aggrorithm (n): an algorithm written to incite aggression.
Aggrorithms are a dark pattern employed by businesses with bottom lines tied to confrontation and conflict (“engagement”).
Profiling data is used to nudge users into conflict and increase revenue.
Aggrorithms are a dark pattern employed by businesses with bottom lines tied to confrontation and conflict (“engagement”).
Profiling data is used to nudge users into conflict and increase revenue.
aggrorithm by toffee crisp November 30, 2021
Word of the Day on July 1, 2024